I'm addicted to junk food, and when I eat too much I break out. I should sue the companies who make the foods!
I hate worms. Ewwwww! Why aren't there jobs created for people to remove them for me whenever it rains? I'm broke, so obviously I'm not paying them.
I have an irrational fear that someone will look at my shoes in public restrooms and recognize me later and laugh. Or worse, a pervert peeping at me from the next stall (which really happened at my school 2 years ago, not to me though). Sooooo...there should be single restrooms only, in every building! Screw having 101 stalls! I'm sick of having to drive across campus to the music building everytime nature calls.