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Originally posted by korkscru
No CherryPepsi, not a hotwheel track. How's about...THE EXTENSION CORD?!!! Yeah, that's right, THE EXTENSION CORD was my mother's buddy. She could swing that thing like never before. Here are some other scenerio yall.
YOU MISS YOUR CURFEW BY...LET'S SAY 30 MINUTES TO AN HOUR AND YOUR MOTHER...LOCKS YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE.
YOU MAKE, 2 WEEKS AHEAD OF TIME, ARRANGEMENTS TO GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT ASKING YOUR MOTHER.
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Let me tell you, one morning I was acting up at breakfast, and my mother beat me with a spatula. The very same spatula that she was cooking with so it had hot grease on it which burned my butt as she beat me. Then this same woman, rinsed it off in the sink and went back to turning pancakes.
One time, I tried to sneak in my house at 4:00 in the morning. I came in and walked by her bedroom really quietly. She didn't say anything so I thought she was sleep and that I had gotten away with it. Oh no. She ain't that dumb. That lady was wide awake and looking at her clock as I was coming in. The next morning I tried to act like everything was normal. She said in the calmest voice that I have ever heard "Your little a$$ thinks you slick. I know what time you came in last night and for that you won't be
going out for until the end of the year." It was August!!! I wanted to just fall out on the floor right there.
Another time, I was planning to go to a party and then stay out real late with my friends. So, I told my mom that I was staying the night over my friends house. She let me get reaady, do my hair, get dressed, and even leave. She waited until she knew that we were about to leave my friends house and then called over there and told my friend's mother that I did not have her permission to go anywhere. She said to be waiting outside because she was on her way to get me.
I love my mother to death now. But, when I was younger I couldn't stand her. I just knew that lady was crazy because only a crazy woman would come up with half of the things she did.