[justamom]

zntke-Every Christmas, Santa gets a GREAT gift too!
DGphoney-That was the FIRST dirty joke I heard in college that stuck. I LOVED to tell it because it lends itself to "acting out" and was a very useful "flirting" tool.
Why IS the A$$_____ always in charge? GOOD ONE!

Here's another Christmas joke a friend sent
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks,"What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and GI Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says,
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with GI Joe.
She fakes it with Ken."