HC finally decided what I want to do with my life?
HC It's a really good feeling?
HC What is it with men and not wanting to "define" things?
HC Whatever. I'm happy. Confused, but happy?
HC Is it wrong to daydream about pimp slapping his best friend?
HC Even if it is, it would make me so happy to really do it?
HC Because that heifer wench insists on being so d*mned disrespectful?
HC

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