I know some of ya'll have heard this one before:
Me: This is child-abuse...I'm gonna call the police!
My Mom: Go ahead...Better yet, I'll call them for you!!
Also, once my Mom told me that she was tired of me acting up (this was when I was about 12 or 13--I was a bad thing back then!!) so she was going to give me up for adoption or send me to a juvenile center!!! Y'all, I was
SO SCUUUURRRED!!! No joke...She even took out the yellow pages, and proceeded to dial numerious numbers...I just went in my room and cried...
