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Originally posted by teena
PLEASE tell me exactly how you do that.
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Scenerio I
*two girls grinding on the dance floor*
*ShamikaT approaches the two girls*
"Now, yall know that yall ain't no lesbians. So, why is yall dancing together? It's to get that guy's attantion, huh? Welllll, he ain't going to complete yall. Jesus will!!!!
Scenerio II
*ShamikaT smells something really funky, so she follows the smell*
*Some snagged tooth brotha, is facing the corner, smoking some endo*
[preacher voice]"My, what is that you're smoking? Me thinks it is marijuana! Son, put that mess down. You don't need drugs to get high, when you can get high off of JEEEEEBUSSSS!"[/preacher voice]