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Originally posted by Jestor
Heh, this reminds me of my grandmother trying for the past several years to set me up with this girl who lives across the street from her.
...And my mother telling me constantly "Why don't you date the nice girls?"
...And people throughout my life trying to hook me up with girls that I have absolutely no dating interest in. The line they use most of the time? "So and so is really a nice girl and she's kinda cute." ....By really nice you mean really boring and kinda cute only if you have a deSadeian outlook on the issue of physical appearances.
They fail to realize that while I'm not the most attractive guy on the planet and tend to be quite shy, at heart I'm a sarcastic, cynical intellectual (though my critics would say psuedointellectual) who abhors the typical "nice, sweet" personality type.
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Get coffee, and start writing poem. Or fake writing one. Hook up with waitress. This works, but might take paitence.