Dearest and most favorite aunt,
I love you so much. I aspire to be like you in many ways. Your generousity(sp) knows no limits. You are nearing retirement age yet you look like a woman in her early fifties. I love you so much.
I am so angry with you. You hurt me. Physically. You made my stomach, eyes, ear, and speen hurt. The pain is permanent. I think I may require mental health counseling, right now. I asked you how was one of my uncles doing. You stated that you wished that I hadnt asked you that. I say why. You say because he just got out of the hospital. I go
Oh no. I ask what happened. You tell me he was hospitalized because he used viagra and the 'effects' wouldnt subside.
(insert vomiting smilie here).
one word
three syllables(sp)
TMI