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Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
I'm sorry, but that was HILARIOUS!!!
I can see the roach flying out of her purse talking about, "Give us free!!!"
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You are going to get me in trouble laughing at you.
I just keep getting this visual of the roach flying out like a huge brown butterfly.
And her thoughts went like this:
~~~umph....marquise sho is fine. I'm a put it on him and make him mine tonight. I got my Vickie Secrets on. Im ready. My breath is......hmmmm....wait let me get a piece of gum.~~~
***OPENS PURSE***
~~~is that a____
that cant be a____....Oh Jesus in heaven, hollowed by thy name, PLEASE Jesus let that not be what I think it is. OW Lawd, IT IS. IT IS! I wish I had magical powers so I could make myself disappear. WAIT. Maybe he didnt see it and everything will be ok.
***Looks over at Marquise and see his eyes stretched so wide that the vessels in his eyelids threaten to pop***
Marquise thoughts went like this:
~~~ I know this nasty chick DID NOT bring a roach to my house
~~~
He consoled her by rubbing her back saying "its alright" and gently(because he's a gentleman) pushing her out the door.