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I hate it when a chick trys to drink gob. You know when she slides up next to you and says, "Hey you look good this evening...[cough, cough] woo! I'm thirsty (fake smile appears)."
My response: "I'm sorry. People mistake me for the bartender all the time. Were actually good friends. The bar's that way (pointing her to the bar)."
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KAY
The Fraternity of Choice...
 = Because you're too dumb to hate
 = Because you're a semester too late
 = Because you love to imitate
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