[teena]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
My dear friend teena,

Would you like me to come to your house and help you clean it? If so, when and will you fix me a hamancheese sammich with Miracle Whip and a glass of Sprite?

If not, you betta get yo' rear in gear, girlie!!!

GIRL ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!? You'd better not eat anything at my house.

I DONT EVEN EAT AT MY HOUSE!

(FYI. These are jokes. I repeat, these are jokes. However, my laundry is about to walk to the washing machine and do itself. Dirty laundry makes my skin itch.)