I gotta bring up the subject at hand.
2 Kimberly Arrison: I told you if you called again I was gonna let you have it. The nerve of you people. Yes I called you out of your name, but so would you if someone called you at all times of the evening pretending to be an "old friend". No I don't care if it's your job. Yes I filed a complaint against you. No i won't give you my current address. And you have a nice day.
2 my co-work: You're old and your husband abandoned you. I understand that your lack of a social life forces you to be nosey, rude, and nastey. But must you file stupid complaints against me. Must you use my desk when I'm not here? Why do you use my phone and cough all over the receiver? There are pens in the supplies cabinet, why must you steal the ones on my desk? I know you like to use the shredder for no reason at all, but why must you do it when I'm on the phone? Oh, and Jesus loves you too (I know what you really mean when you say that).
2 Mom and Dad: I want my money back or y'all gonna see a side of me y'all ain't never seen before.

...3,2,1...1,2,3,...What the hell is bothering me...deep breath...
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KAY
The Fraternity of Choice...

= Because you're too dumb to hate

= Because you're a semester too late

= Because you love to imitate