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Originally posted by marquise1911
***Maury Opens Envelope***
Maquise you are not the father
KAPPAtivating your are not the father
John Cena you are not the father
Lil John and all of the Eastside Boys you are not the fathers
***Maury looks at card like it's on fire***
Hell naw this %$6# ain't right. Teena you said you were on the pill, that time you came on the show looking for ya third baby's daddy. Ain't no way in hell I'm bout to read a card that says "Maury you are the father"
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**runs off stage and falls to ground screaming and crying**
AW Lawd NOOOOOO!!!!
WHO GONNA HELP ME WITH DEEZ BAD @#% KIDS?!?!?
**continues rolling on ground like on fire**
** Thinking-I dont remember sleeping wit him. MAURY POVICH?!?!? I wonder how much he worth. hmmmm**