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Originally posted by korkscru
GIRL, IF YOU DON'T STOP, THEY GONE HAVETO CALL THE POLICE FOR ME AND THE FUNERAL HOME FOR YOU.;
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ROOM. ALL THE ROOMS IN THIS HOUSE ARE MINE.;
I'M GONE BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE.;
DON'T DO WHAT I SAID, DO WHAT I SAY (WTF?);
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Oh, I have heard these enough for six lifetimes !!!!
My mom had a few variations though
"We about to be on the front page of the mornin paper, me in handcuffs and you on the ground."
"That may be your room but it's in
MY house."
"I'll be all over you like a cheap suit'
"Do what I say and not as I do"
"Keep on cryin and I'ma give you something to cry about."
I didn't understand this one til about I was about 14. You're
gonna give me something to cry about??? I thought you just did otherwise, I wouldn't be cryin right now.
My mother would also call me by my sisters' names and get mad when I didn't answer her. When I said "but, mom you ain't even call my name," she would say "you know who you are!!"