[marquise1911]

2 the MRI Tech yesterday: Ok I know you said that I wouldn't feel anything, but when I started to scream for help that should have been a sign that something was wrong. And how in the hell are you gonna tell me that the pain is all in my mind. The fact that your got-dang machine was electrocuting me should have concerned you more. So what if I scared your other patients, better that then for them to get up on there and get what I got. I ain’t ever said this before, but I wish I was a chick so I could slap the skin off of you and not feel bad about it.* And "Yo querdo Taco Bell" too b%$ch or whatever you said in spanish when I left.

*Marquise under no circumstances condones hitting women. Unless done by another woman, who is hopefully attractive and slathered in chocolate pudding.


2 the my parents: Y'all are supposed to be my parents. So why do y'all ask me for money every week? Why do you depend on me to get your light bill paid for? I'm still your child. If I was a dumb one you would still be taking care of me. Ma, I don't appreciate the fact that you have my pay period memorized and tear the corners of my bank statement envelopes to see how much I deposited. Dad, don't give me the, "let me hold something..." line again. That's what bank accounts are for. They hold my money, so people like y'all can't get a hold of it.