[AKA2D '91]

From an email...



Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do
you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have
a
co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do
you
have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth
and
see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is
SOOO
obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well,
on
behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules
you
must follow:




* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules,
break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out
of
and get to slapping.....and have a great day!