[lil_sunshine]

To M:

Please keep your son- however adorable looking- on a tight leash. The next time I come home from work and this lil nucca so much as looks at me wrong, I'mma slap the living $h!t outta you and not him. Why you? B/c YOU are his parent. Just because you use masked attempts at disciplining him doesn't mean that he listens to you. He is a 4 year old child with speech, hand and mouth problems. Your dumb azz knows that he likes to hit, punch and spit on me, yet you allow it b/c "you have things to do and can't always take the time out to calm him down when he cries." Well, you shouldn't have gone all the way to England during your Spring Break to ride his daddy like Mustang Sally without the use of contraceptives, you STUPID STANK WENCH!!!

You are the same dumb azz who never asks for help when you need it. I'm not a mind reader or Ms. Cleo, so get it together and ASK FOR HELP!!! Also, you knew what the hell you were getting into with single parenthood. You thought it was all that when you had your son, and you thought you could handle it on your own so how about you stay in your lane and keep your child with you. I thoroughly enjoy our relationship when we're NOT on speaking terms. Got it?