ROTFLMBO!!!
This is by far the BEST application this institution has ever seen!
Very impressive work, Marquise. You are ACCEPTED!!!
In fact, we are naming a dorm in your honor, Marquise Hall.
You are the type of student we need to guide this University to new heights!
I knew you were worth that fried bologna sammich w/ Miracle Whip and Sargento cheese with a side of Lay's Potato Chips and red Kool-Aid.
*clears off the desk in her Presidential office*
Take me now, Marquise! Take me NOW!!!
Let's work on making our little Marquesha or Marquinton!!
