2 Da ni99a @ the club on Sat: Boy I wish you would. How in da hell do you think it makes you more of a thug to punch a chick. I wish you would come try me. So what if she ain't wanna talk to you. I bet you're mad cuz the last chick you messed with told you that she didn't feel it when you were given it to her ya hardest. So now you walk around calling women b%4chs and hitting them because it makes you feel like a man. If the security guards ain't grab you first, me and my frats would have stomped a whole in ya monkey @$$. I hope and pray I see you on the streets...
2 da bill collectors: I'm gonna need y'all to realize that I was only 16 and a victim of identity theft. No I'm not gonna pay you for something I didn't do. No I'm not scared of your threats. Please contact my lawyer and not me. And Kimberly Arrison from Bradington, FL, I wish a chick would leave one more message on my phone pretendong to be an old friend...I'll show you how friendly I am...
... Deep breath...
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KAY
The Fraternity of Choice...
= Because you're too dumb to hate
= Because you're a semester too late
= Because you love to imitate