[marquise1911]

Letting off some more steam!

2 the fool who T-boned my car: I don't hate you, but if you caught fire in front of me, I wouldn't piss or spit on you.

2 my Chiropractor: I know that I'm healthy, but you insist on making come in 3 times a week so you can put ice on me and charge me $289 just for it. Since I work for the govt. Why don't I make you come in three times a week to be audited even though I know you're Jewish and Jewish accountants are the best.

2 the waitress today at the restaurant: I don't give a F$%k what suburb you came from, but don't you ever in your hillbilly, corn-fed, drinking-hooch-out-a-mayonnaise-jar, inbreeding, boney, caucasian life presume to tell me and my friends, "It's ok you can be ghetto today, it's slow and no one's here."