I tried to post this last night but it wouldn't let me post so many photos. LOL, GC was looking out for you, my friends, but I'm going to try again.
Okay, if somebody (probably that girl from third grade who wore braids and really liked horses) found Dirk Nowitzki attractive, I wouldn't really freak out about it. But Steve Nash?
You can be MVP and still be FUG apparently, although I hear he's quite the playa. Ew. I guess some women like the greasy-70s-truck-stop-perv-crossed-with-mantis-shrimp vibe.
Andrei Kirilenko's wife gives him a sex allowance -- he can have sex with one other woman a year. What are the odds that there's another woman out there who wants to have sex with him?
Not as bad as some of the others, but Luke Walton looks like a low-budget John Elway in eyeliner. I don't know who that other dude is, but he gets honorable mention for looking like a retirement home escapee who spent the day masquerading as an NBA player.
Just ew.