Originally posted by dzsaigirl
Okay...this question is for the guys. If a man's bodily fluid supposedly gets influenced by diet, are the woman's fluids ALSO affected? Should we all eat a handful of roses and some perfume or something?
The answer is GOD YES! You gals are naturally pretty acidic down there, it keeps ya clean and free of disease. Unfortunately, when you eat acidic food, it gets even more acidic down there. Salsa and whatnot especially, its almost unbearable and VERY salty. For god's sake, if you know that your dude is gonna go downtown, be a sweetie and down some water and sugar first, it helps.
Oh ya, as far as the guys diet goes, listen up. (THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE!) NEVER have asparagus or any green vegetable within 3 hours before the hummer, she'll punch you because you're so bitter. Here's a little tip I stole from Palyboy maga few years back. 1 hour before doing your guy the favor have him down a cup of pineapple juice or orange juice and a stalk of celery. Not sure why but the chemical combo of the citrus and celery seems to knock out the bitter taste. I've heard that the acidiy and sugar somehow eliminates the bitterness from the love juice. I can't really break it down into chemicals because I'm not a super nutritionist but I will say this. I tried that drink one night and BOY DID SHE NOTICE.
Ya'll have fun with that tidbit. Maybe I'll post the info I have on canned peaches next time...if you're lucky.
