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Originally posted by Rudey
I told you about that guy I knew who made his girlfriend do jumping jacks and punched her in the stomach because she wouldn't abort, abort, abort the mission right?
-Rudey
--He's probably in Sing Sing or ryker's right now
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Oh dude. There was this gir right. She was about 18, but she still played with cabbage patch dolls. But her mom told her, "listen, you are too old to be playing wtih cabbage patch doll, only way you're gonna get told somethin like that is if u get preggers".
So what did she do? She grabbed her best guy friend (who eventually turned gay) and had sex. She got preggers. Now her little baby isn't a baby anymore