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Originally posted by NoChaser3
Joan woke up with Javon in her bed, all stupid actin' in the afterglow of love, 'bout to make him some eggs.

**As a supposedly comedic sidebar, Lynn has been in her house the entire time, washing clothes and eventually throwing a party. Continuing her role as the bum friend.**

Joan breaks up with both Derrick and the fun dude Claude Brooks. Not only did she break up with them, she told them that she lied about being sick, and she met someone else. She said she broke up with them for Javon, and they actually LAUGHED at her. Even THEY realize how stupid she is...classic Joan.

Meanwhile, Tammy (Destiny's child) says her mom collapsed and she needs a ride to Killer King (King/Drew Hospital in LA). Dumb Toni agrees take her, and a non-masked gunman jumps in front of the car and carjacks them. Tammy takes Morgan out of the car and remains calm. Toni is all trippin and crazy acting. Tammy says she has to take her mom home to Bakersfield, so Toni wishes her well and gives her some money for the road, cuz she's grateful.

Joan comes to see how Toni is doing after the carjacking, and Toni is shytty because it took her 2 hours to get there. Joan leaves angry.

Toni, Lynn, and Maya go to the outlet mall and run into TAMMY, who is NOT in Bakersfield...she's kickin' it with THE CARJACKER. Toni gets mad, Tammy is like, so what, b*tch back off me, you can't prove anything. Toni clocks her and gets arrested for assault and battery...on a Friday...so she's in jail for the weekend.

Todd comes to drop off Morgan, and Lynn and Maya try to play it off and keep it hidden from Todd that Toni is in jail...of course it doesn't work. Toni comes home from jail on Monday to find that Todd has taken Morgan after finding out that Toni was in jail...due to the idiocy of Lynn mostly. You woulda thought Maya would be a better liar from her cheatin' days.

Joan pops over to Javon's unexpectedly, with a picnic basket and a trenchcoat over lingerie, talkin' about surprise! Javon stops her at the door, telling her that she can't just pop over without calling. Joan is like, "but I met your parents!" Javon was like, so what - that don't mean jack shyt - we just friends/bone-buddies. Joan's face is cracked and on the ground, as anticipated. Now you KNOW that you are feelin' REAL STUPID when you show up with food and damn near butt nekkid at a dude's house and he won't let you in...Joan got played, as usual. Well, she played HERSELF by dropping over...that is a serious NO-NO.

And....cut.

Yes, thanks a bunch! I think Girlfriends needs to be on DVD...I love this show!