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Well, to offer some sound alumni advice in relation to community service, I think you really need to look at which group is in the most need and how you can help that group.
Luckily for you, there is a plight on college campuses throughout this nation: female college freshman are simply not getting enough alcohol. Believe it or not, statistics say that female college freshman are only getting drunk 2-3 times a week! Sure the statistics aren't based on any scientific, or even official study, but who needs science or evidence to prove facts! Hell, you can probably say I even made that statistic up, and you would probably be right, but who is to say.
So you, my young and ambitious friend, you have the opportunity to solve this long ignored problem affecting college campuses. Without getting drunk on a daily basis and having unprotected sex with random college fraternity brothers, those poor college female freshman are being deprived of their full college potential.
So buy some kegs, make some jello shots and open up your doors. Not only will you be solving a serious problem in your community, but you will most likely be the best vp your chapter has ever had. Or the worst.
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