Quote:
Originally posted by gracie_freebush:
I'm sorry, carnation, but in reading back through your posts, you are the most foul person posting that could ever exist
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Da##it, Carnation, are you trying to steal my glory? Its not been that long since I held that title!
And now the next episode in....
The Bung and The Useless:
When we last left our Super*heinees*, there was quite the *heated* discussion of brainwashing and body odor.....
[cheesy soap opera music playing]
heeeheeeeheeee [ie, evil mad*woman* laugh] - "my personalities have been replicated to cancerous proportions -- they'll never figure it out that all 947 members are me!"
["ding dong" sounds in the background]...
GracieFB/B/VD/Sanford/Taiwan/name of the day inserted here ____ "Da##it - who is calling my name now?"
Daughter of the above: "Uh, mom, that's the doorbell"
"Oh - always get that part confused" [as she opens the door she is shocked to see a man in uniform with a badge bouncing what looks like a flat ball......upon closer inspection she is horrified to see it is one of her bad CHECKS that he is bouncing]
"Yes Yes - what is it officer? What do you want?"
Officer: "Mam I am here to return your checks, and to ask you if you are involved with any harassment of the regulars on GC?"
"Me...uhhh...no...no...why....uhhh...YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING! And since you're here, I want to report a Vi-O-lation of my rights! I have been vi-O-lated I say! Them people are all Chi O's in disguise, and they are plottin' on me! Playing a game called "Keep the coffin away" and I am not liking it not one bit, no-siree-Bob!"
Officer: "Uh, 'mam, my name is Fred..."
"What? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? Did you say dead owl? Are you one of them? You are - I knew it - you are! You just stay put right here and I'm gonna go git my boys."
Officer: "Uh, 'mam, your boys are in the pen, remember?"
"Uh...well that's just fine and dandy Mister Big Shot - I know that game you're playing and I will figure it out just you wait and see! I will take it to the Supreme Pizza if I have too!"
[Officer just leaves the check bouncing along on the front porch and returns to his car]
[Mad as a wet hound dawg, she returns to her computer which has the longest recorded on-line time in history]
"Okay - I'm gonna git you all - mark my words - this is the last I'm gonna take...I'm gonna just log on here and create another new name for misself and you will see who has the last laugh...hardy har har....and then Imma gonna waste some more time and find all your emails and put your emails on a list from here to eternity......."
[Narrator -- will the madness continue? Are the regular good folks of GC subject to the insanity forever? Is there any website left that she hasn't been kicked off of? And finally -- will AXO Alum be returned to the status of "the most foul person posting that could ever exist"...tune in next time!]