HC I didn't see the guy driving his '64 Ford Flesh this morning?
HC I wonder if he thinks the belt around his waist is his seatbelt?
HC I wonder if he gets a new pair of shoes it's like getting new tires? And if he gets nice shoes they'd be like getting rims (My Ford Flesh is sitting on some 10's...size 10 shoes, that is)
HC I wonder if his driver's license is his birth certificate?
HC I wonder what he does in the rain?
HC his sunglasses are like those shades you put over the windshield of a real car?
HC I'm still laughing at his crazy self!