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Can a bruh at least get some red Kool-Aid???
And also a little fried bologna.
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LOL!!
All these special requests?!?!?!
I just told lil_sunshine that she can't be handing out all the best goodies so freely before she gets to know you. You're trying to make me look weak in front of my girls!! I can't retract my statement by hooking you up with red Kool-Aid and fried bologna!
I will NOT be swayed by a good-looking brotha!
*pulls marquise to the side away from the boards*
I made you a sandwich with the best bologna I could find, fried to perfection just how you like it!
Your sandwich has the finest cheeses, and plenty of Miracle Whip and your red Kool-Aid has been perfectly sweetened.
I made pasta salad, potato salad, and if you don't like either one of those I can run in the kitchen and make your favorite side dish from scratch.
But whatever you do, PLEASE don't tell lil_sunshine and teena I hooked you up like this when I told them they needed to make a man like you work for the good food!
*runs back to the boards*
AHEM, like I was saying ladies....no matter how sexy the guy is, DO NOT give him the sammiches with name brand cheese and don't let him drink in anything but a styrofoam cup (filled with TAP WATER) unless you know where his mind is at!!!
