Wow, I left this thread for a while and it really got off to a good long run . . . so to speak.
Size: the only male human beings that have told me that size does not matter, have been small. 'Nuff said on that topic. The rest don't say much at all . . .
Hair: The less hair South of the Border the better, but becareful ladies! My mind reflects back to when the flavor of the moment cut herself . . . the shout shook the house

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I guess we guys could trim it up a bit . . . I'll be sure to post a reference on our National Listserv about it, should spark some debate, and collectively you ladies do represent PanHell . . .
Let me pause and laugh for a second, imagine if that came out as a unanimous resolution . . . .?
Resolved, the members of National Sororities will not mix, nor socialize, with Fraternity Chapters that don't have acceptable grooming standards South of the Border. (See attachment II for pictures comparing and contrasting)
(James shifts tone and starts to lazily drawl)
Miami1839, I have no idea of the nutritient value of woman's fluid, I just take it on
faith that it has been
solely responsible for my continued youthful appearance, my constant healthy flush, and my baby soft skin. And of course my lack of fear of public speaking . . . if you can successfully verbalize down there for some hours with a rough audience and a harsh critic, trust me when I tell you that having to speak to a mere few thousand human souls is no challenge at all!
I would fear to be deprived of such largesse, would I suddenly age and stutter? I dare not test it.
ErikaXo you have to win my award for the "Most Extreme GC'er of the Week" Or
The Extreme for short. With Killarney Rose as a close second . . . For . . . "complete and utter candor well beyond the call of duty in the service humour, male-female relations, and plain old fashion good sex."
You make me wish we had a Chi Omega Chapter here and that they were all your clones . . . ahh but the school might burn down . . . and we'd all be having too much fun to care .
PS. There is a simple 4 dollar over the counter pill that will give your SO more length, girth, and hardness. Ask if interested.