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There are two lawyers in my family, so it pains me to say this. Sometimes the American justice system makes me want to round up all of the lawyers and just . . . . well, that's too graphic for such a friendly forum. But sometimes, I just want to hurt them.
It never ceases to amaze me how someone can do something that's just dead wrong, then hire a lawyer and turn themselves into the victim.
"I know that I killed 37 people but I only did it because I watched cartoons as a kid and I was the victim of television violence."
"I know that I dressed up as a black man and got one of my friends to pretend to lynch me, then took pictures and posted them on the internet but I'm not wrong because my school called me a racist, so now I'm the victim of my own crime."
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