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Originally posted by enigma_AKA
Hahahaha--you are tttthooooo funnnnnnnny. I've never heard of this product; perhaps I should try it out!

Professor, it's okay. We all have slow family members who we just *sigh*, SOH and say "Ok, you're right. You're absolutely correct" for the sake of not arguing with the overly sensitive.

It's been one helluva day and it's not even 8.00am!

enigma_AKa

Fleet Phospho soda:

As a laxative, for relief of occasional constipation. As a purgative, for use as part of a bowel cleansing regimen in preparing for surgery, x-ray or endoscopic examination. Generally produces in bowel movement in 30 minutes to 6 hours. When taken as directed, laxative action is gentle, virtually free from the likelihood of gastrointestinal discomfort or irritation, and is safe for the age groups indicated.

For best results, take on an empty stomach: upon rising, at least 30 minutes before a meal, or at bedtime for overnight action. Dilute recommended dosage with 1/2 glass (4 fl oz) cool water. Drink, then follow with 1 glass (8 fl oz) cool water. SINGLE DAILY DOSAGE: DO NOT TAKE MORE UNLESS DIRECTED BY A DOCTOR. SEE WARNINGS. Adults and children 12 years and over: 20 to 45 mL* (4 to 9 teaspoons*). Children 10 and 11 years: 10 to 20 mL* (2 to 4 teaspoons*). Children 5 to 9 years*: 5 to 10 mL* (1 to 2 teaspoons*). Children under 5 years: Ask a doctor. DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THIS AMOUNT IN A 24-HOUR PERIOD. Method of Action: Saline laxatives increase retention of water in the intestine, thereby promoting bowel movement.


Have a nice day