Dear Santa,
If you can, could you please arrange to put off the activation of my hubby's Naval Reserve Unit for as long as possible? It's been awhile since I've been a Navy Wife and I've gotten soft over the years. And besides, when he was on active duty it was pre-kiddies so I never had to try and explain to a little one that daddy will be gone for a long time.
If you can deliver, I will try to be good and avoid the smutty sex-related posts I have been writing lately!