Dear Santa -
Please bring me--
1. A Boyfriend --preferably he-who-should-not-be-mentioned-or-thought-about-and-who-I-should-stop-goofing-off-with-immediately-as-its-nothing-but-trouble but who is oh so yummy and fun and...sigh...
2. A raise
3. A caphalon grill pan and new blender that can make smoothies

OK, so this one I actually have a shot at.
4. A trip to Paris
If you can't manage #1 due to complications beyond our control-can you please bring me Hugh Jackman instead?
Thank you very much.
Love,
Amycat