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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
I'm an ML430 Soccer Mom, which is pretty close to a Range Rover Soccer Mom. Would you like to switch jobs for a few days? I don't know what line of work you're in but if it involves putting on dress-up clothes and talking to grown ups, it sounds pretty good to me!
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Oh my God......my verbal repetoire is now reduced to (in the am when Paige is at school) "Ga!" "plgbahhhh" "Maaa Maaa Maaa" and "NNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH!" Then once Ms. Thang gets home it's "Mommy, I want a cookie!" "Mommy, I don't WANT lunch!" "I don't WANT to take a nap!" "Not me!!!!" "I want some juice!" "I wanna watch Barney (or Clifford, or Ariel, or the Wiggles, or whatever other video she decides upon from her inventory of hundreds.) It's amazing that I'm not sitting in a corner somewhere, rocking back and forth and banging my head into the wall and drooling with my finger up my nose.
Believe me, there is a biiiiiiiiig difference between "Kept Woman" and "Range Rover Soccer Mom," the former being the one you really want, AOPiLaLa!!!!!!!!
