But...sex does make me happy.
Seriously though (although the comment was serious)
Some stuff that makes me happy...
1-Lasagna...mmmm...
2-Getting a super high after finishing a performance and having the crowd applaud in appreciation
3- Having someone cry because they care about you so much, not because they are sad.
4- baby gurgle (that goo goo sound they make...you know what I mean)
5- ESPN!
6- getting the last seat on the bus so that my ass doesn't have to stand up for the commute to and from the city
7- xmas presents
8- just walking outside and standing in a thunderstorm, clothes on and all. I don't know why, but that's totally invigorating.
9- cartoons
10- animal crackers and ovaltine (again, no real explanation for this one)