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Old 03-22-2006, 07:51 PM
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Re: Patty's 411 Celebrity Report 03/20/06

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Originally posted by Confucius (in part)
:: Patty Jackson's 411 for the week of March 20th, 2006:

Top plastic surgeons are urging Actress Vivica A. Fox to get rid of her current breast implants. The right breast is deflated, and you can see it when she wears low cut gowns. Doctors recommend that she get smaller implants.


WHAT’S THE UNDERGROUND BUZZ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This Fashionista is married to a media mogul. She’s been a top Model, and now she’s an Author. The book is not doing as well as it should. She tries to be down to earth and likable, but her assistants are rude and nasty. They are making it hard for her, and certain people have vowed they will never work with her again. They do not want to be bothered with her, even though she’s married to a very powerful man.


This female is tired of being a sugar mama. Her husband is living off of her. As soon as they hooked up, he quit his job. He spends his days getting ready for the parties they attend. He rarely shows any interest in her. She is doing everything to make him notice and desire her. She recently had a tummy tuck and breast lift. Why won’t he pay her any attention? She’s thinking of hiring a private detective to find out what is keeping his attention. What is he doing while she’s at work.....or, at night when he disappears?



The Buzzes are pretty darn easy
Vivvy How about dropping the implants?

First underground buzz: Kimora Lee Perkins Simmons. Russy must be sweating a bit, too, because of the $70M Tracey Edmonds divorce settlement. I think he's stuck with Kimora.

Second: *le sigh* Soror Starruh. And I think that if she hires the detective, she'll discover LaFonz and them. BGA, you're so busted.