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1. People who knock on the door AS THEY ARE WALKING INTO MY ROOM- this completely defeats the purpose of the knock, you idiot.
2. Being a waitress in a restaurant that closes at 10 pm and- it never fails- always being the one to catch THAT TABLE that walks in in 9:59 pm.
3. People who wear pantyhose with open toed shoes. And panty lines. God invented thongs for a REASON, ya'll.
4. My ex-boyfriend, who always invades my life precisely at that moment when I am getting involved with someone else.
5. The "acknowledgement nod"- ladies, you know what I'm talking about here. When the guy you're hooking up with sees you around campus and rather that actually give you the courtesy of hello, tilts his head to show you the underside of his chin to convey a greeting. I HATE that.
6. Guys who do that "ssss" thing when you walk by. What is that? Am I supposed to be attracted to that? What, do I have a snake fetish or something? Uh-uh.
7. How if you are having JUST ONE bad day, and happen to say something a bit snippy, there will always be THAT GUY around to look at you weird and say "Is it your time of the month?" NO! It is NOT my time of the month, jackass! I just DON'T LIKE YOU!
8. Britney Spears. The girl looks like a damn fetus! Her eyes are too far apart- they're practically on either side of her head!
9. My Behavior Principles professor. Quite frankly, I don't need to know about your diarrhea. Likewise,I don't need to smell your feet when you remove your shoes and socks during the lecture. And did you hear about this radical new concept called bathing?
10. Three words: New York Yankees.
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