Susan: no words.
Dr. Ron: you were funny as heck when you said, "Let's cut the b open."
Nurse: can YOU get a life?!
StarFish: she got all pro kid when someone said she couldn't have one. But this trip will be interesting to watch. I mean what are the odds that the mother of the son she had an affair with would be their adoption social worker?
Bree and Andrew:

And where is Danielle? (oh, she's still making out with sexy black boy)
I can't WAIT to see Carol Burnett as Bree's stepmom.
Lynnette and Matt, I mean Tom: *smh* No words for you either. Imma need for Tom to make up his mind. He can't be in control in both places and he can't expect any slack from his wife just b/c she's his boss. And the elevator probably did have cameras.. lol..
Paul/Felicia/Mike/Dana's Father: Ya'll are one big mess. I feel bad for Zach most of all though. All of you, except Mike maybe, are manipulating him. STOP IT!.