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Originally posted by Taualumna
What exactly is "work out attire?" Because the Tri-Sigma store seems to sell t-shirts, sweatshirts, golf shirts, etc
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According to the rules, you may wear a t-shirt while fully made up with salon-styled hair. Said t-shirt must be worn with a wool knee-length skirt and closed-toe pumps. Of course pantyhose are a must at all times. Please only wear said ensemble while smiling continuously and performing community service, unless said community service is being performed in a neighborhood where the median income is less than $80,000 per year. You may not wear said t-shirt unless you have showered within 14 hours. We recommend carrying an additional shirt, such as a crisply ironed white button down, in a garmet bag so you may change if you exceed the acceptable 14-hour shower window before returning home. Please check the store for portable irons and ironing boards emblazoned with sorority letters and crest.
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Last edited by valkyrie; 03-08-2006 at 05:41 PM.
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