We had our "informational" and a young man stood up and asked, "Kappas have a reputation as being...well you know whorish. I'm a Christian and I was wondering if I would have to take part in anything that would be...well whorish, to become a member?"
The room fell silent for a long period and then the bruhs erupted in laughter. I had to clutch my mouth to contain the obscenities that wanted to come rushing forward. This was made for TV comedy.
Is Whorish a word...I think so, but I'm not sure
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The Fraternity of Choice...
= Because you're too dumb to hate
= Because you're a semester too late
= Because you love to imitate