How come.........
I met Mystikal (mr shake your azz himself) today?
I really enjoyed talking with him?
He's as real as any of us?
He's a goofball?
He still has a big forehead?
His babymama came in when he was inside for a while?
She was wearing a bootylicious shirt?

He was dressed really nice though?
She had hair to the dayum ceiling?
He asked her what the hell she was wearing?
He looked ashamed to be seen with her?
That's not his girlfriend though?
Today was my last day on my job?
It was for bigger and better ?
I'm excited?
Customers brought me gifts?
My own co workers didn't do a dayum thing?
It was ok?
Because they wouldn't have been ginuine anyway?
I'm still feeling BAD but I'm goin to the Dr.?
Because if I don't I'll have some people huntin me down?
My joints ache?
I'm tired?
Imma go get some rest?