I think he sold his soul to Satan
. I mean think about, he lives the perfect "life of a guy" He started his own highly succesful men's entertainment magazine. And according to reports he has sampled the wares extensively.
So lets sum up his life:
More money than he knows what to do with.
A never ending string of hot women that are highly motivated to be nice to him.
The playboy mansion.
Oh and wait, rumour has it he had a potency problem, age you know, like a month before Viagra came out . . .
Now he travels around the country accompanied by more hot girls.
Oh the hardship of his life . . .
If he didn't make a Bargain with the Devil, then we are all (guys)seriously doing something wrong!
I am just a little envious
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