I was avoiding this thread outta embarassment. I think the virginity thing is cool. I didnt take my junk outta the wrapper till I was 23,
because I wasnt emotionally ready to deal with it until then.
<lifesaver takes a moment to tell the really embarassing story of how he always thought his first time would be; sensitive and special and meaningful and NOT the drunken spankfest on a balcony overlooking Burbon Street in New Orleans during MardiGras with a 42 year old what I think was a hooker who took my watch freakshow that it was. At least the shot of Cipro took care of the gift SHE gave me.>
Just kidding folks. She didnt take my watch.
