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dude, I was laughing my arse off on that one. KABM, Why is it we attract these kind of people??? Is it were nice? Our stunning good looks? what? I feel your pain KABM. The worst part is the knowledge that, being your true friends and brothers in the bond of your order, they will NEVER LET YOU FORGET THIS. THEY WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU DO NOT FORGET IT EITHER.

I think finally, and most poignantly, if you were too, and I am NOT making any accusations here, what kind of drink would ya buy a gal like that? I'm thinkin 'shine would be a bit classy for her tastes. Maybe that stuff they brew in prison outta old moldy fruit and bread crumbs. Just wondering aloud over here.

I also know to steer clear of any place d.b.a. "bottoms up" Be it pizza, gay bar, strip club, whathave you. Just sounds a bit, how should I say...NAZDY. Not that I can talk a lotta crap because we frequent a place called, "The Other Woman." Imagine the relationship problems that causes, "Where the hell you think youre going?" "To the other woman!" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!