Why did she marry him? Anyway, he apparently took this very seriously, so I went ahead and read through it carefully. IT IS HILARIOUS! (I WISH my man would try...)
Particularly humorous elements:
A -- During My Time you -
WILL:
5) Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingestion of cum, when told to.
(And I note that under Fellatio, Intercourse, & Other Sex Acts, she gets 14 GBDs for anal intercourse not expected. So, if she does it...she basically gets two weeks off from doing ANY work. What was he
thinking 
)
B -- He apparently didn't realize the absolute madness of parenting when he made these rules.
C -- Dressing Up
"All skirts no lower then two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church)
(Unless it's for CHURCH??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!)
D -- Quarterly Negotiation
"By the end of the fist day of each quarter you are to choose your 'pet name' that you want me to call you by. Your choice must meet my approval, and noncompliance will be a 20 GBD loss."
(Dang girl, 20 GBD loss? So sad.)
Actually
some of the things I wouldn't mind doing for my husband...but if he tried to regulate them?!?!?!?!? Where's my gun?
OH - note she didn't actually sign it!!!