I remember being pulled over for speeding four years ago. It was 2 a.m. and I was trying to quickly get home. Anyway, so he pulls me over and gives me the usual..."you know you were speeding...blah blah'. Me? I am scared out of my mind. I was not hiding anything, but I seriously looked suspicious. He noticed that too. Anyway, he then asks me what I had to drink that night. I did not have any alcohol, but I was so nervous that I did not fully understand the point of the question. I answered, "The only thing that I drank tonight was fruit punch." He gives me this weird look and then it hits me. I was like "I mean no I did not have any alcohol!".
Yeah, I was really convincing. He believed me. I really did not have any alcohol. I did not drink at all then. He really could have made me get out of my car, but I think he found my answer amusing. He just let me go with a speeding ticket.