ohmigosh! Ya'll are clownin'
I got one for ya'll...my dad and I were driving through chicago (pronounced chi car go...

) and he was going on and on about how the "amtrak" was killing people and how it sho' was a pity (he's so country

)... I thought he was talking about the train. This man ment anthrax!
others:
chirch=church
skirmp=someone thought that was the plural of shrimp...
pronouncing the h in herb
moonster=monster (my lil' neice

)
teef=teeth or toof=tooth
eyeron=iron
expurrence=experience
lawd hammercy!
chile=child
I could probably go on and on...