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my buddy jonathan, who is of age, was drunk 'n passed out in the passenger seat. his girlfriend was sober, under 21, and driving. they got pulled over.
while jonathan is sleeping, the state trooper asks if the guy in the passenger seat is alright. allison proceeds to explain to the trooper that, "yes, he's alright. he just got off a long day at work." a likely explaination. that's why he's so sleepy. of course.
things were going smoothly until jonathan woked up and blurted out, "what the fuck is going on here?" flashlight shines in his face and the question asked was, "sir, have you been drinking?"
"why yes i have been. i'm drunk."
jon has to show his i.d. but the trooper still wants him to step out of the car. jonathan enters drunken legal mode. "if i get out, you'll give me a ticket for being drunk in public."
"sir, step out of the car."
"why?!"
"just step out of the car."
"no!"
sternly, "sir i'm not gonna ask you again."
"I thought you weren't gonna ask me again?"
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