HC teenagers are funny?
HC I was struggling not to laugh at their wit?
HC two of my seasoned Sorors had my back with the teenagers?
HC I realized, however, that I am
old enough to be their mother?! 
HC my own mother squawked at me last night about "taking all those calories to bed?"
HC she doesn't realize that I will not be 5'1" and 110 lbs., as she is?
HC I still love her anyway?
HC I'm going to get more color put in my hair?
HC some of my hair is going to be a triple-process?
HC, HC?