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worst:
Not so much as a date but as an experience. My senior year of HS, I went on this youth group retreat with my best friend. I met this guy Mark there whom I became good friends with. We started talking a lot online and stuff and got really close. One day, one of my friends sent me one of those idiotic surveys that you have to send blank to your friends and they fill it out about you. I sent it out to a bunch of my friends and we all took it as a complete joke and stuff. Well Mark was one of the friends that got the survey. Naturally, I expected that he'd take it as a joke and have fun with it. What I got back was more like a proclamation of his undying love for me. The entire thing was about how beautiful I am, how much he loves my smile, how he's never met anyone like me, and all that crap. At this point I realized that our friendship was pretty much fucked, and my best friend was like "he's nice, give him a chance" so I decided to go out with him. The actual relationship only lasted exactly two weeks. He was the most boring guy ever and I was totally not interested and he annoyed me. It was clear that he really liked me and I felt bad so I decided to break up with him. I told him that it wasn't fair for him to have a girlfriend who didn't care about him as much as he cared about her. His response? That's ok, I can deal with that. It took me 2 hours to convince him that yes it was really over, yes I was sure, no I was not going to change my mind, etc. Now I can understand him being upset had there been a long relationship, but we were only together for two weeks and only went out once during those two weeks. So after we finally broke up, I thought that was over. How wrong I was. He started writing me poems and emailing them to me about how my smile is the sun and he needs the sun to live and can't go on without it (no, really) and stuff like that. So I blocked him. He gave my screenname to his best friend and had his friend im me. I blocked him. Several guys on his tennis team somehow got my screenname. Blocked them too. Freshman year of college he started emailing me again. This time he also made a new screenname that he could im me from. Blocked that. So he had his "girlfriend" im me and tell me that she thinks I should talk to him. Umm yea ok. If you have a girlfriend, what is the chance that she's going to im your ex and ask her to talk to you? Finally I got desperate and had one of my guy friends im him pretending to be my boyfriend and tell him to leave me alone. At this point Mark got jealous and possessive and started threatening to come to my school with the entire tennis team and beat up my friend. When the day was finally over, I had about 7 new sns added to my block list. I thought that he and I were finally through but alas I was wrong. One day my sophomore year of college he started iming me from more of his friends sns and telling me how he needs me back and I'm the best he's ever been with etc. (Once again, mind you that we were only together for two weeks.) This added a couple more sns to my block list. Thank G-d not long after that we got rid of AOL and I changed my sn so now he doesn't know it any more. I am now a senior in college. About a month ago I got the following message on my answering machine. "Hi Masha this is Mark. I'm in grad school now. Give me a call, we'll hang out sometime."
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